Is Florida Governor Rick Scott actually LEX LUTHOR?!? Evidence suggests yes! And that’s terrible!

Lex Luthor is alive and well and plotting to destroy mankind! All from the friendly confines of the Florida Governor’s Mansion! There is strong evidence that suggests Rick Scott, pictured here

is none other than the nefarious criminal mastermind Lex Luthor!

First let’s look at the facts.

It’s established that the Legion of Doom’s headquarters is in a bleak and dismal swamp! Did you hear that? Let me just say that again: A BLEAK AND DISMAL SWAMP!!! Why don’t they just flat out say Tallahassee Florida?!? It’s what we’re all thinking!

Now ask yourself this, has anyone ever been inside the Florida Governor’s Mansion since Rick Scott has been Governor of Florida? Well, this reporter has uncovered a picture, a picture mind you that’s one of few pictures available to the public, let’s take a look

First let’s get to the question that everyone should be asking ourselves: WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED A COFFEE TABLE THAT BIG AND 2 COUCHES….2 COUCHES?!?!? And the answer is no one! No one that is, unless your holding secret Legion of Doom meetings in your living room!

Now this should be all the proof that any reasonable, intelligent person such as yourself needs but in case your not fully convinced ask yourself, have you ever seen this “Rick Scott’s” Birth Certificate? No! Why because Rick Scott doesn’t exist! “Rick Scott” is the alias that Lex Luthor created using his hundreds of millions of dollars in secret assets of Lexcorp in order to become President of the United States and destroying the World!!

Fellow freedom likers we must not allow this “Rick Scott” into the White House or else in his own words “It is all their fault, and they’re going to burn for it”

yes Rick it will be all of our fault.

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